dear pie, im glad your making an adblocker! im sure its good! but for the love of god stop FUCKING ADVERTISING IT, your ads are singal handedly proving to me that we live in a hell that we created, every corner i pass-- a pie advertisement, every ad on youtube, every ad on twitch, EVEN REDDIT!! you realize that when your selling an adblocker the people looking for one dont want to see, oh i dont k ow, FUCKING ADS???!!!!???!?!?!?!? LET ALONE HAVE THE ONLY AD THEY SEE BE ABOUT FUCKING PIE ADBLOCKER!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHA!!! AND YOU AGNOWEDGE IT!! Y- YOU MENTION IN YOUR ADS HOW ANNOYING THEY ARE, YOUR AWARE THAT THIS IS TORTURE , THATS WHAT THIS IS, ITS A CHINESE WATER DROP TORTURE EVERY FUCKING AD!!!!! EVERY SECOND I SPEND LOOKING AT YOUR SHITTY ASS ADS IS A WATER DROPLET ON MY HEAD, DISTRACTING ME FROM ACTUALLY WATCHING A YOUTUBE VIDEO, I GOT FIVE FUCKING PIE ADS IN ONE VIDEO!!! AHAHhahhahahhaAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAH FIVE FUCKING ADS!!!!! DO YOH THINK YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE LIKES THIS??? YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE ENJOYS THIS??? I SAW AN APPLE PIE THIS THANKSGIVING AND HAC A PTSD ATTACK-- LIKE A WAR VETERAN I CANT ESCAPE PIE!!!!!! ILL GET MARRIED AND INSTEAD OF "HERE COMES THE BRIDE" PLAYING ITLL BE A PIE ADBLOCKER ADVERTISEMENT, MY CHILDS FIRST WORDS WILL BE "and for the ads you do see, you'll get paid for it!" ON MY DEATHBED, THE HEART MONITER WILL BE BEEPING, AND AS THE BEEPING GET SLOWER AND SLOWER, And as i try to hold on to my life as firmly as I can, as my future children and wife watch the moniter beep one final time, the moniter will interupt the tracking and say "pie was actually created by one of the co-founders of honey" and even though im dead, a tear will still fall from my lifeless eyes. pie-- you cant have your pie and eat it too.
- anon
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