Tuesday, February 3, 2026

I want an ad block chip in my brain.

Plz make brain implant that replaces all advertisements with funny memes. TV, radio, Bilboards, the backs of receipts, political yard signs... All replaced with whatever the user prefers. When approached by door to door salesmen, the chip's host's eyes shine blinding white and the host emits a high pitch screech to ward off any would be brand ambassadors.

When sleeping the chip rewires the hosts brain to become brand agnostic. Any clever product placement, branded apparel, car manufacturer logos, etc are erased from memory.

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